As I was walking to and from my classes today I heard the following:
1. "Dude, really, she was hanging out with a bucket all night."
2. Student #1: "Hey I need to apologize to you for last night." Student #2: "Last night? No you don't. I don't remember anything from last night!"
3. "You wouldn't even believe it, I was @!*#ed up!"
And when I got to my sociology class and many of them were missing I asked, "where are all your friends today?" The response was, "probably in bed, apparently there was some big party last night!" To which I replied, "yeah, I know" and it freaked them all out. When they asked how I knew I simply said, "How? Powers of observation and inductive reasoning - look it up it will be on your test." I got a smile from most of them.